Hello. I'm Suzy Dragnet, your resident Dragnet enthusiast and hostess.
I love the color run of Dragnet entirely without irony.
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Jack: Hi, Suzy. I like what you've done with the blog.
Suzy: Thanks, it's been a joy. So nice to be pretend-interviewed by you on the blog today.
JW: What did you study at college?
SD: I studied architecture, of course.
JW: (Chuckles.) And your favorite architect of all time?
JW: Would you know off-hand the color that the human eye can see the most variation in?
SD: Yes, I would. The color green. Human eyes can discern more shades and tints of green than other colors on the spectrum. It's the most maddening color, but it is still my favorite.
JW: You really are a college girl. Now that you are graduated, what is your hobby?
JW: What's next for you? What can we expect?
SD: Anything, really. Who wants coffee?
JW: Any other show you fancy?
JW: Lastly, what inspires you?